The Onion Movie

Name: The Onion Movie
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2008-05-31
Duration: 1 h 30 min
Rating: 6.1
Cast: Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Don McManus

2008·Movie·90 min·★ 6.1(253)

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“America's finest news source.”

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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About The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie is a 2008 English-language comedy film directed by Mike Maguire and Tom Kuntz. The cast is led by Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal. It has a runtime of 1h 30m. Viewers rate it 6.1/10 across 300 ratings. In United States, it is currently streaming on Plex, Tubi TV.

The Onion Movie was produced by The Onion and made in United States of America. It was released on May 31, 2008.

Director: Mike Maguire, Tom Kuntz
Writers: Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Release date: May 31, 2008
Original language: English
Status: Released
Country: United States of America
Production: The Onion

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The Onion Movie cast & crew

The Onion Movie was directed by Mike Maguire and Tom Kuntz and written by Robert D. Siegel and Todd Hanson.

The cast features Len Cariou as Norm Archer, Ken Takemoto as Sensei, Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher, Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs, Don McManus as Dennis McCormick, and Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton.

Behind the camera, the score was composed by Asche & Spencer, cinematography is by Maryse Alberti, and it was produced by David Miner and Gil Netter.

Is The Onion Movie worth watching?

The Onion Movie holds an audience score of 6.1/10 from 253 ratings, a solidly received comedy films.

At 1h 30m, it's an easy, time-light watch.

If you enjoy comedy, The Onion Movie is worth a place on your watchlist.

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