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Small Time Crooks

2000·Movie·PG·94 min·6.5(750)

They took a bite out of crime.

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

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Where to watch Small Time Crooks in United States

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Where is Small Time Crooks streaming around the world?

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About Small Time Crooks

Small Time Crooks is a 2000 English-language comedy and crime film directed by Woody Allen. The cast is led by Woody Allen, Tracey Ullman, Michael Rapaport. It has a runtime of 1h 34m. Viewers rate it 6.5/10 across 800 ratings. In United States, it is currently streaming on Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Netflix Standard with Ads.

Small Time Crooks was produced by Sweetland Films and Jean Doumanian Productions and made in United States of America. It was released on May 19, 2000, and carries a PG certification. Made on a budget of about $25 million, it went on to gross $30 million worldwide.

Director
Woody Allen
Writers
Woody Allen
Release date
May 19, 2000
Original language
English
Age rating
PG
Status
Released
Country
United States of America
Budget
$25 million
Box office
$30 million
Production
Sweetland Films, Jean Doumanian Productions
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Small Time Crooks cast & crew

Small Time Crooks was directed by Woody Allen and written by Woody Allen.

The cast features Woody Allen as Ray, Tracey Ullman as Frenchy, Michael Rapaport as Denny, Tony Darrow as Tommy, Jon Lovitz as Benny, and Hugh Grant as David.

Behind the camera, cinematography is by Zhao Fei and it was produced by J.E. Beaucaire and Jean Doumanian.

Is Small Time Crooks worth watching?

Small Time Crooks holds an audience score of 6.5/10 from 750 ratings, a solidly received comedy films.

At 1h 34m, it's an easy, time-light watch.

If you enjoy comedy and crime, Small Time Crooks is worth a place on your watchlist.

How and where to watch Small Time Crooks

In United States, you can stream Small Time Crooks on Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Netflix Standard with Ads, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, and Fawesome, or rent and buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, and YouTube. Click any service above to open it directly.

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Cast of Small Time Crooks

Woody Allen

Woody Allen

Ray

Tracey Ullman

Tracey Ullman

Frenchy

Michael Rapaport

Michael Rapaport

Denny

Tony Darrow

Tony Darrow

Tommy

Jon Lovitz

Jon Lovitz

Benny

Hugh Grant

Hugh Grant

David

Elaine May

Elaine May

May

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Sam Josepher

Real Estate Agent

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Lawrence Howard Levy

Dynamite Dealer

Brian Markinson

Brian Markinson

Cop

Steve Kroft

Steve Kroft

Himself

Elaine Stritch

Elaine Stritch

Chi Chi Potter

Small Time Crooks — FAQs

Where can I watch Small Time Crooks in United States?

Small Time Crooks is streaming on Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Netflix Standard with Ads, Amazon Prime Video with Ads in United States.

Is Small Time Crooks on Netflix?

Yes — Small Time Crooks is currently available on Netflix in United States.

What language is Small Time Crooks in?

Small Time Crooks is originally in English. Subtitle and dub options vary by streaming service.

How long is Small Time Crooks?

Small Time Crooks runs 1 hours 34 minutes (94 minutes).

What is Small Time Crooks rated?

Small Time Crooks is rated PG. It holds a 6.5/10 audience score from 750 ratings.

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