Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Name: Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2008-11-07
Duration: 1 h 40 min
Rating: 6.3
Cast: Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Aimee Garcia, Olesya Rulin

2008·Movie·PG-13·100 min·★ 6.3(293)

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“The Army Will Never Be The Same”

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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About Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a 2008 English-language comedy film directed by Steve Miner. The cast is led by Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg. It has a runtime of 1h 40m. Viewers rate it 6.3/10 across 300 ratings. In United States, it is currently streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Tubi TV.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was produced by Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, and Di Novi Pictures and made in United States of America. It was released on November 7, 2008, and carries a PG-13 certification. Made on a budget of about $30 million, it went on to gross $0 million worldwide.

Director: Steve Miner
Writers: Kelly Bowen, April Blair
Release date: November 7, 2008
Original language: English
Age rating: PG-13
Status: Released
Country: United States of America
Budget: $30 million
Box office: $0 million
Production: Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous cast & crew

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was directed by Steve Miner and written by Kelly Bowen and April Blair.

The cast features Jessica Simpson as Private Megan Valentine, Vivica A. Fox as Sergeant Louisa Morely, Steve Guttenberg as Sidney Green, Aimee Garcia as Private Vicky Castillo, Olesya Rulin as Private Petrovich, and Keiko Agena as Private Hailey Hamamori.

Behind the camera, cinematography is by Patrick Cady and it was produced by Trevor Short and Randall Emmett.

Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous worth watching?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous holds an audience score of 6.3/10 from 293 ratings, a solidly received comedy films.

At 1h 40m, it's an easy, time-light watch.

If you enjoy comedy, Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is worth a place on your watchlist.

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