Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Where is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous streaming around the world?
| Country | Streaming on | Rent / Buy |
|---|---|---|
| United States | — | Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube |
| United Kingdom | — | Rakuten TV, Sky Store, YouTube |
| Canada | — | YouTube |
| Australia | — | YouTube |
| Brazil | Amazon Prime Video, Amazon Prime Video with Ads, Pluto TV, Mercado Play | — |
About Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a 2008 English-language comedy film directed by Steve Miner. The cast is led by Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg. It has a runtime of 1h 40m. Viewers rate it 6.2/10 across 300 ratings. In United States, it is available to rent or buy on Amazon Video and Google Play Movies.
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was produced by Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, and Di Novi Pictures and made in United States of America. It was released on November 7, 2008, and carries a PG-13 certification. Made on a budget of about $30 million, it went on to gross $0 million worldwide.
- Director
- Steve Miner
- Writers
- April Blair, Kelly Bowen
- Release date
- November 7, 2008
- Original language
- English
- Age rating
- PG-13
- Status
- Released
- Country
- United States of America
- Budget
- $30 million
- Box office
- $0 million
- Production
- Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous cast & crew
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was directed by Steve Miner and written by April Blair and Kelly Bowen.
The cast features Jessica Simpson as Private Megan Valentine, Vivica A. Fox as Sergeant Louisa Morely, Steve Guttenberg as Sidney Green, Aimee Garcia as Private Vicky Castillo, Olesya Rulin as Private Petrovich, and Keiko Agena as Private Hailey Hamamori.
Behind the camera, cinematography is by Patrick Cady and it was produced by Boaz Davidson and Danny Dimbort.
Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous worth watching?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous holds an audience score of 6.2/10 from 296 ratings, a solidly received comedy films.
At 1h 40m, it's an easy, time-light watch.
If you enjoy comedy, Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is worth a place on your watchlist.
How and where to watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous isn't on a subscription service in United States right now, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube, and Fandango At Home.
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Cast of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous — FAQs
▸Where can I watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous in United States?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is not on subscription streaming in United States right now, but you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video and Google Play Movies and YouTube.
▸What language is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous in?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is originally in English. Subtitle and dub options vary by streaming service.
▸How long is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous runs 1 hours 40 minutes (100 minutes).
▸What is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous rated?
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is rated PG-13. It holds a 6.2/10 audience score from 296 ratings.
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