

No Such Thing
“A modern day fable.”
A young journalist journeys to Iceland to find her missing fiancé only to encounter a mythical creature who longs to die.
Where to watch No Such Thing in United States
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Where is No Such Thing streaming around the world?
| Country | Streaming on | Rent / Buy |
|---|---|---|
| United States | YouTube TV, ScreenPix Apple TV Channel, ScreenPix Amazon Channel , The Roku Channel | Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Fandango At Home |
| Canada | Tubi TV | Apple TV Store |
About No Such Thing
No Such Thing is a 2002 English-language fantasy, drama and horror film directed by Hal Hartley. The cast is led by Sarah Polley, Robert John Burke, Helen Mirren. It has a runtime of 1h 42m. Viewers rate it 6.0/10 across 100 ratings. In United States, it is currently streaming on YouTube TV, ScreenPix Apple TV Channel, ScreenPix Amazon Channel .
No Such Thing was produced by American Zoetrope, True Fiction Pictures, and The Icelandic Film Company and made in United States of America and Iceland. It was released on March 29, 2002, and carries a R certification. Made on a budget of about $5 million, it went on to gross $0 million worldwide.
- Director
- Hal Hartley
- Writers
- Hal Hartley
- Release date
- March 29, 2002
- Original language
- English
- Age rating
- R
- Status
- Released
- Country
- United States of America, Iceland
- Budget
- $5 million
- Box office
- $0 million
- Production
- American Zoetrope, True Fiction Pictures, The Icelandic Film Company
No Such Thing cast & crew
No Such Thing was directed by Hal Hartley and written by Hal Hartley.
The cast features Sarah Polley as Beatrice, Robert John Burke as The Monster, Helen Mirren as The Boss, Julie Christie as Dr. Anna, Baltasar Kormákur as Dr. Artaud, and Annika Peterson as Margaret.
Behind the camera, cinematography is by Michael Spiller and it was produced by Hal Hartley and Cecilia Kate Roque.
Is No Such Thing worth watching?
No Such Thing holds an audience score of 6.0/10 from 67 ratings, a solidly received fantasy films.
At 1h 42m, it's a standard feature-length watch.
If you enjoy fantasy, drama, and horror, No Such Thing is worth a place on your watchlist.
How and where to watch No Such Thing
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Cast of No Such Thing

Sarah Polley
Beatrice

Robert John Burke
The Monster

Helen Mirren
The Boss

Julie Christie
Dr. Anna

Baltasar Kormákur
Dr. Artaud

Annika Peterson
Margaret

Erica Gimpel
Judy

James Urbaniak
Concierge

Bill Sage
Carlo

Paul Lazar
Fred

Damian Young
Berger

Miho Nikaido
Beautician
No Such Thing — FAQs
▸Where can I watch No Such Thing in United States?
No Such Thing is streaming on YouTube TV, ScreenPix Apple TV Channel, ScreenPix Amazon Channel , The Roku Channel in United States.
▸Is No Such Thing on YouTube TV?
Yes — No Such Thing is currently available on YouTube TV in United States.
▸What language is No Such Thing in?
No Such Thing is originally in English, with audio tracks including Icelandic, English. Subtitle and dub options vary by streaming service.
▸How long is No Such Thing?
No Such Thing runs 1 hours 42 minutes (102 minutes).
▸What is No Such Thing rated?
No Such Thing is rated R. It holds a 6.0/10 audience score from 67 ratings.











