If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
“Everything is under control.”
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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| Country | Streaming on | Rent / Buy |
|---|---|---|
| United States | HBO Max Amazon Channel, YouTube TV, HBO Max | Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies |
| United Kingdom | BFI Player, BFI Player Amazon Channel, BFI Player Apple TV Channel | Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video |
| Canada | Crave, Paramount Plus, Paramount+ Amazon Channel, Paramount Plus Premium | Apple TV Store, CosmoGo, FlixFling |
| Australia | Stan | JustWatch TV, Apple TV Store, Amazon Video |
| Germany | HBO Max, HBO Max Amazon Channel | — |
| France | HBO Max, HBO Max Amazon Channel | — |
| Spain | — | Apple TV Store, Movistar Plus+ Ficción Total , Filmin Plus |
| Brazil | Telecine Amazon Channel | Apple TV Store, Amazon Video |
About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 English-language drama film directed by Mary Bronstein. The cast is led by Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky. It has a runtime of 1h 53m. Viewers rate it 6.3/10 across 300 ratings. In United States, it is currently streaming on HBO Max Amazon Channel, YouTube TV, HBO Max.
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was produced by A24, Central Pictures, and Fat City and made in United States of America. It was released on October 10, 2025, and carries a R certification. Made on a budget of about $2 million, it went on to gross $2 million worldwide.
- Director
- Mary Bronstein
- Writers
- Mary Bronstein
- Release date
- October 10, 2025
- OTT release
- November 18, 2025
- Original language
- English
- Age rating
- R
- Status
- Released
- Country
- United States of America
- Budget
- $2 million
- Box office
- $2 million
- Production
- A24, Central Pictures, Fat City
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You cast & crew
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein and written by Mary Bronstein.
The cast features Rose Byrne as Linda, Conan O'Brien as Therapist, A$AP Rocky as James, Danielle Macdonald as Caroline, Delaney Quinn as Child, and Mary Bronstein as Dr. Spring.
Behind the camera, cinematography is by Christopher Messina and it was produced by Ryan Zacarias and Josh Safdie.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You worth watching?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You holds an audience score of 6.3/10 from 345 ratings, a solidly received drama films.
At 1h 53m, it's a standard feature-length watch.
If you enjoy drama, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is worth a place on your watchlist.
How and where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
In United States, you can stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on HBO Max Amazon Channel, YouTube TV, and HBO Max, or rent and buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies, and YouTube. Click any service above to open it directly.
It first became available to stream digitally on November 18, 2025.
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Cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Kate
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You — FAQs
▸Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in United States?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is streaming on HBO Max Amazon Channel, YouTube TV, HBO Max in United States.
▸Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You on HBO Max Amazon Channel?
Yes — If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is currently available on HBO Max Amazon Channel in United States.
▸What language is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is originally in English, with audio tracks including English, Spanish. Subtitle and dub options vary by streaming service.
▸How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs 1 hours 53 minutes (113 minutes).
▸What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You rated?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated R. It holds a 6.3/10 audience score from 345 ratings.
▸When did If I Had Legs I'd Kick You release on OTT?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You became available digitally on November 18, 2025.
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