

Big Nothing
“They wrote the book on how not to be criminals.”
A frustrated, unemployed teacher joins forces with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme.
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Where is Big Nothing streaming around the world?
| Country | Streaming on | Rent / Buy |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | — | Amazon Video, Sky Store |
| France | Molotov TV | Apple TV Store, Canal VOD, Orange VOD |
About Big Nothing
Big Nothing is a 2006 English-language action, comedy and crime film directed by Jean-Baptiste Andrea. The cast is led by David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve. It has a runtime of 1h 26m. Viewers rate it 6.5/10 across 500 ratings.
Big Nothing was produced by Pathe, Ingenious Film Partners, and Isle of Man Film and made in United Kingdom and Canada. It was released on December 1, 2006, and carries a R certification.
- Director
- Jean-Baptiste Andrea
- Writers
- Jean-Baptiste Andrea, William Rosenfeld
- Release date
- December 1, 2006
- Original language
- English
- Age rating
- R
- Status
- Released
- Country
- United Kingdom, Canada
- Production
- Pathe, Ingenious Film Partners, Isle of Man Film
Big Nothing cast & crew
Big Nothing was directed by Jean-Baptiste Andrea and written by Jean-Baptiste Andrea and William Rosenfeld.
The cast features David Schwimmer as Charlie, Simon Pegg as Gus, Alice Eve as Josie McBroom, Natascha McElhone as Penelope Wood, Jon Polito as Agent Hymes, and Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Smalls.
Behind the camera, the score was composed by Alan Anton, cinematography is by Richard Greatrex, and it was produced by Steve Christian and François Ivernel.
Is Big Nothing worth watching?
Big Nothing holds an audience score of 6.5/10 from 479 ratings, a solidly received action films.
At 1h 26m, it's an easy, time-light watch.
If you enjoy action, comedy, and crime, Big Nothing is worth a place on your watchlist.
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Cast of Big Nothing

David Schwimmer
Charlie

Simon Pegg
Gus

Alice Eve
Josie McBroom

Natascha McElhone
Penelope Wood

Jon Polito
Agent Hymes

Mimi Rogers
Mrs. Smalls

William Rosenfeld
Deputy Garman

Julian Glover
80 year old Blind Man

Shauna Shim
Melanie 1

Sarah Edmondson
Isabella

Amber Sealey
Call Center Supervisor

Laurence Bouvard
Melanie 2
Big Nothing — FAQs
▸Where can I watch Big Nothing in United States?
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▸What language is Big Nothing in?
Big Nothing is originally in English. Subtitle and dub options vary by streaming service.
▸How long is Big Nothing?
Big Nothing runs 1 hours 26 minutes (86 minutes).
▸What is Big Nothing rated?
Big Nothing is rated R. It holds a 6.5/10 audience score from 479 ratings.











