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Big Nothing

2006·Movie·R·86 min·6.5(479)

They wrote the book on how not to be criminals.

A frustrated, unemployed teacher joins forces with a scammer and his girlfriend in a blackmailing scheme.

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About Big Nothing

Big Nothing is a 2006 English-language action, comedy and crime film directed by Jean-Baptiste Andrea. The cast is led by David Schwimmer, Simon Pegg, Alice Eve. It has a runtime of 1h 26m. Viewers rate it 6.5/10 across 500 ratings.

Big Nothing was produced by Pathe, Ingenious Film Partners, and Isle of Man Film and made in United Kingdom and Canada. It was released on December 1, 2006, and carries a R certification.

Director
Jean-Baptiste Andrea
Writers
Jean-Baptiste Andrea, William Rosenfeld
Release date
December 1, 2006
Original language
English
Age rating
R
Status
Released
Country
United Kingdom, Canada
Production
Pathe, Ingenious Film Partners, Isle of Man Film
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Big Nothing cast & crew

Big Nothing was directed by Jean-Baptiste Andrea and written by Jean-Baptiste Andrea and William Rosenfeld.

The cast features David Schwimmer as Charlie, Simon Pegg as Gus, Alice Eve as Josie McBroom, Natascha McElhone as Penelope Wood, Jon Polito as Agent Hymes, and Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Smalls.

Behind the camera, the score was composed by Alan Anton, cinematography is by Richard Greatrex, and it was produced by Steve Christian and François Ivernel.

Is Big Nothing worth watching?

Big Nothing holds an audience score of 6.5/10 from 479 ratings, a solidly received action films.

At 1h 26m, it's an easy, time-light watch.

If you enjoy action, comedy, and crime, Big Nothing is worth a place on your watchlist.

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Cast of Big Nothing

David Schwimmer

David Schwimmer

Charlie

Simon Pegg

Simon Pegg

Gus

Alice Eve

Alice Eve

Josie McBroom

Natascha McElhone

Natascha McElhone

Penelope Wood

Jon Polito

Jon Polito

Agent Hymes

Mimi Rogers

Mimi Rogers

Mrs. Smalls

William Rosenfeld

William Rosenfeld

Deputy Garman

Julian Glover

Julian Glover

80 year old Blind Man

Shauna Shim

Shauna Shim

Melanie 1

Sarah Edmondson

Sarah Edmondson

Isabella

Amber Sealey

Amber Sealey

Call Center Supervisor

Laurence Bouvard

Laurence Bouvard

Melanie 2

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What language is Big Nothing in?

Big Nothing is originally in English. Subtitle and dub options vary by streaming service.

How long is Big Nothing?

Big Nothing runs 1 hours 26 minutes (86 minutes).

What is Big Nothing rated?

Big Nothing is rated R. It holds a 6.5/10 audience score from 479 ratings.

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