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The Onion Movie (2008)
Comedy . 01 h 20 m
3/5(1)

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing 'Neckbelts' and a study finding that 'depression hits losers hardest'. This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Release Date

31 May 2008

Languages

English, Russian,

Produced By

The Onion,

Directed by :
Mike Maguire

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Summary

"The Onion Movie - America's Finest News Source." is english Language Movie.

"The Onion Movie" was released on 31 May 2008 .

The movie was directed by Mike Maguire

It has cast of: Len Cariou as Norm Archer, Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher, Larissa Laskin as Dana Dobbs, Ken Takemoto as Sensei, Don McManus as Dennis McCormick, Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton, Ahmed Ahmed as Ahmed, Brendan Fletcher as White Black Guy Tim, Daniel Dae Kim as Ivy Leaguer, Meredith Baxter as Cooking Show Chef, Jed Rees as Wizard Proteus, Rodney Dangerfield as Rodney Dangerfield, Ahmed B. Badran as Peruvian, Brian Powell as Typical Neighbor Husband, Scott Klace as Kip Kendall, Barbara Pilavin as Alzheimers Old Lady, Sandy Kenyon as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd, Orlando Seale as Producer, Erik Stolhanske as Producer, Sarah McElligott as Melissa Cherry, Randy Oglesby as Surgeon General, Kwame Boateng as Dibo, Richard Fancy as Kenneth Garber, Alex Solowitz as The Masses, Savannah Haske as Rapist Lisa, Rebecca Lowman as Rape Victim Julie, Jim Gleason as Steel Beam Architect, Michael Harney as Line-Up Detective, Angel Cassidy as Porn Star, Gauge as Porn Star, Robert Hoffman as Lollipop Love Dancer, Joel McHale as Office Worker, Harry Shum Jr. as Lollipop Love Dancer, Kevin Federline as Lollipop Love Dancer, Bo Barrett as Wigger Jim, Chrissy Metz as Heavy Girl, Marshall Manesh as Announcer, Greg Cipes as Hippie Diplomant, Nick Chinlund as Bryce Brand, Jim Rash as Bryce's Manager, Paul Scheer as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk, John Viener as Peen Out Guy, Gedde Watanabe as James Nakatami, Chris Villa as Gay Guy in lead roles.

Series Cast

Len Cariou
Norm Archer
Popularity:18.415

Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
Popularity:49.02

Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
Popularity:15.802

Ken Takemoto
Sensei
Popularity:16.636

Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
Popularity:20.316

Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Popularity:17.952

Ahmed Ahmed
Ahmed
Popularity:11.652

Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
Popularity:24.188

Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
Popularity:29.346

Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
Popularity:20.117

Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
Popularity:21.77

Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Popularity:17.453

Ahmed B. Badran
Peruvian
Popularity:2.041

Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
Popularity:1.967

Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
Popularity:14.08

Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
Popularity:7.993

Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Popularity:21.132

Orlando Seale
Producer
Popularity:8.672

Erik Stolhanske
Producer
Popularity:8.169

Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
Popularity:5.309

Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
Popularity:15.04

Kwame Boateng
Dibo
Popularity:7.682

Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
Popularity:9.453

Alex Solowitz
The Masses
Popularity:7.06

Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
Popularity:10.867

Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
Popularity:7.88

Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
Popularity:8.371

Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
Popularity:16.022

Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
Popularity:2.587

Gauge
Porn Star
Popularity:1.473

Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
Popularity:15.409

Joel McHale
Office Worker
Popularity:19.356

Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
Popularity:33.014

Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
Popularity:7.917

Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
Popularity:4.673

Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
Popularity:16.254

Marshall Manesh
Announcer
Popularity:15.71

Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
Popularity:18.331

Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
Popularity:20.352

Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
Popularity:14.692

Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Popularity:15.433

John Viener
Peen Out Guy
Popularity:6.306

Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami
Popularity:20.362

Chris Villa
Gay Guy
Popularity:2.767

It Crew included: Tom Kuntz as Director(Directing), Gil Netter as Producer(Production), Robert D. Siegel as Writer(Writing), Todd Hanson as Writer(Writing), Mike Maguire as Director(Directing), David Miner as Producer(Production), Kevin Halloran as Co-Producer(Production), Michael Rotenberg as Producer(Production), Jason Weiss as Co-Producer(Production), David Zucker as Producer(Production), Asche & Spencer as Music(Sound), Maryse Alberti as Director of Photography(Camera), Frederick Wardell as Editor(Editing), Jon Gary Steele as Production Design(Art), Casey Storm as Costume Design(Costume & Make-Up), Kevin Kavanaugh as Art Direction(Art), Henry Kingi Jr. as Stunts(Crew), in lead roles.

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Status: Released
Released on:
31 May 2008

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